Starting to sweat

Less than 100 days according to Lord CJ of Chinese take away and red wine, still waiting for DynoRod to give me the colonic irrigation hope then arrive soon, I reckon there is a dead bear up my ring.

Christmas was great was able to knock CJ out on Stephen's night, I left scorch marks on the bed cloths. We needed a new duvet anyway, drank my head off in Black Boots house on xmas day. He got rind of us by offering the Tesco Value lager I think that and the sprouts must have been responsible for my bad guts. Need to send out the wedding invitations out soon I hope Uncle Pat and cousin Tony can make it would not be the same with out them. Baldrick can't do the toast master but he sad if we get him a nice suit he will be the page boy.

Went to the dentist today and got my choppers all shinned up, I blinded myself when I looked in the mirror. I reckon I could eat three kebabs in a row now. Left the car parked outside the brown macs house caused a bit of bother as Mrs Mac had to put on her sports gear and pole vault with child over the BMX. Might ask Mac if he will let me use the Xantia as a wedding car its got air con.

Just realised its been almost six months since Jimmy left me,I hope I get a new copy as a wedding present as the winter nights are getting very lonely. Talking about DVDs, I need to get the lovers guide off Kinsella he told me its great to watch on your own. He has had plenty of practice with the wedding thing so he said he will give me a few pointers.

Bad news about the wedding, budget said I have to sign six times instead of four. If it was a decent car like a Nissan Bluebird I would understand but for a Bentley. Anyway will do what is required to ensure all goes smoothly. Still planning the stag I would love a trip to one of the home counties, so fancy living it up with the other Biffo's in Banagher

Went to Lagos for the weekend (people think its the place in Portugal), but I bought in Lagos Nigeria its much cheaper and you get more hot weather. Might even sacrifice the Honeymoon in Liverpool and bring Dee there. Man Utd as usual played rubbish at the weekend still thinking about changing my mind and supporting Liverpool. No other news all the wedding plans are on track, need to find out from Black Boots where he gets the fancy footwear from. Wouldn't mind shiny shoes for the big day I just hope I don't have to grow a moustache as well.

Half way through the week all down hill from here, looking forward to the weekend as there are a couple wedding fairs to go to. Have to get my wedding suit sorted Michael Guineys's have a great secton in their North Earl St shop, going to buy an expensive one for £40, they have a better selection than Unique Boutique and last for nearly a year.